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Members
If your company becomes and exclusive MBM Value member, then you are fully entitled to receive the Jim Bob Letter, which is our special newsletter which educates brain dead customers on how to work with us and not look as stupid as you usually do. Remember that we never want to work with wise guys who think they know everything and anybody who acts that way needs to find another company to deal with. MBM Value members are like premier customers who are allowed to cut in front of other customers at the service counter and can even get the privilege of kicking our ignorant customers out of the store.

 


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