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What does MBM Value do?
We do sloppy and shotty computer and monitor repairs for individuals and companies.

Why should I contact MBM Value?
We are guaranteed to provide the lowest quailty service with the least amount of responsibility and truly embarrassing technicians.

Why won't you answer your phone?
Years ago we used to have a break room for our workers to eat their sick food during their breaks, then we changed it into a phone room so the inefficient receptionist could act ignorant on the phone when customers would call. So now we have no more break room for the employees but we do have a really stupid receptionist who doesn't know what she is doing half the time. It takes her 3 hours to answer the phone so you'll have to let it ring and ring.

Do you work on laptops?
Yes, you're sure to have your laptop stuck in our repair facility for 2 weeks. We have a 2 week turn around on all laptop repairs and you can expedite service also. If you pay $50.00 up front we might get to the laptop the next day and if you pay $100.00 up front we might get to your laptop the same day.

What kind of customers will MBM Value be willing to work with?
We enjoy making great deals with idiot customers who feel they are better than anybody else when they only spend $40 a year in our facility. We hate all tax cheats and refuse to do business with people you don't abide by our policies. If you are a customer who is rude or crude we can easily arrange for more damage to occur to your equipment while it is in for repair.

 


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