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Value Service Call

Our famous Value Service Call is what makes us better than the rest of the world. That's not too difficult to achieve because the world is so bad and there is so much death, disease and violence in the world. We have a group of our worst techs that are always on stand by who we send out when a customer is truly a cheap skate. Some customers want some of our donkeys to come out to work on their equipment but they refuse to pay decent money for the work. We have a list of techs that will go out to their site. These techs are semi-trained so they don't offer as many of the better solutions. Here is the list we have generated:

Fox Venom
Sista Sweetly
Wally Hudalla
Fred Pelong
Jon L Balmas
Captain Kringle

 


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